I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm passing your future prison.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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