I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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