How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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