When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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