just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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