A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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