She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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