we have officially lost it.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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