Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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