the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I need you to use more vowels.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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