The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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