ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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