Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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