is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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