you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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