just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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