I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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