What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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