So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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