I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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