im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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