my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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