So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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