we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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