i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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