belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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