dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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