The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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