Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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