She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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