Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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