i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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