i think my tv is drunk
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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