David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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