Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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