I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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