I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my being single is dangerous.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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