Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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