I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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