just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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