but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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