um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
he had hair everywhere except his balls
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sext me about skeletons
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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