Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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