Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The air was thick with penises
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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