what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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