When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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