Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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