Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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