i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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