I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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