Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We need to rekindle our bromance
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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