just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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